"Censored Assorted 6 Pack" Coasters

Six ways to protect your fancy table. 1/8 inch thick coasters
1. Maybe it's the booze talking, but i want you to know i love booze.
2. You're somewhat useful at work but irreplaceable at happy hour.
3. They can't lay us off if they can't find us.
4. I'd like to offer moral support but i have questionable morals.
5. I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
6. I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.