"It's On Motherfuckers" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
Brand 30 Watt
"Need a reason to celebrate?"
Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this wall-mount...
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"Cap Capper" Bottle Opener
$ 10.00
Brand 30 Watt
"I'm somewhat of a survivalist."
Specially designed bottle opener fastens to most caps and ensure...
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"9 AM Somewhere" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
"Too early, and you look like you have a problem."
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side o...
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"I'm Marinating" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"Fits both my hand AND my liver."
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds...
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"In My Blood" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
"What blood type are you?"
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ou...
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"Straight Gin" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
"This glass hold cereal as well."
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Hold...
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"Case of the Mondays" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
"Our company's best holiday gift ever!"
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side o...
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"Emoticon" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"That escalated quickly."
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Hol...
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"Beer Talking" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
"It usually is the beer talking."
Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of t...
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"Outdoorsy" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
"Breathe in the fresh ale."
Original Someecards™ joke & newly designed image featured on one...
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"Drink All Day" Gothic Pint
$ 4.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"Ambitious glass!"
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 o...
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"Getting Drunk" Gothic Pint
$ 4.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"To be honest, I'm good at several things."
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one sid...
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"Straight Gin" Gothic Pint
$ 4.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"Reach for the stars. The blackout stars."
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side...
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Gift Card
$ 10.00
Brand 30 Watt
Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a 30 ...
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"It's On Mother Fuckers" Flask
$ 14.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"It's On Mother Fuckers" Pint
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
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It's On Mother Fuckers Pint Glass
16 oz beer pint, clear
Made in the USA!
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"Bear + Deer = Beer" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"Move over Spuds MacKenzie!"
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. ...
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"Outdoorsy" Glass Can
$ 7.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"BREATHE IN THE FRESH ALE."
Original Someecards™ joke & newly designed image featured on one ...
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"Beer Talking" Glass Can
$ 7.99
Brand 30 Watt
"IT USUALLY IS THE BEER TALKING."
Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of ...
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"I like to party" Coffee Mug
$ 8.99
Brand 30 Watt
Let's face it, there's no better time than R.E.M. sleep to conjure up all-night rangers with sexy...
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"Case of the Mondays" Coffee Mug
$ 8.99
Brand 30 Watt
The perfect mug to proclaim your disdain of the "M" day. Made of porcelain, so it'll break if you...
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"I'm Too Busy" Coffee Mug
$ 8.99
Brand 30 Watt
Buzz off, world – can't talk. This day doesn't contain enough minutes to complete all of your imp...
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"I Love Day Drinking" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
Day drinking is a healthy option to night drinking - just ask science. According to the Westmins...
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"Beer Talking" Can Cooler
$ 5.00
Brand 30 Watt
Maybe it's the beer talking, but I want you to know I love beer.
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"Im Outdoorsy" Can Cooler
$ 5.00
Brand 30 Watt
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
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"Out of Control" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
"LET'S MAKE IT A BIG NIGHT!"
Original Someecards™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds ...
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"9 A.M. Somewhere - Neon" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
"TOO EARLY, AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM."
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side o...
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"21st Amendment" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
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Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ounces of most any liquid and ...
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"Chase you Dream - Unicorn" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Brand 30 Watt
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"THIS GLASS HOLD CEREAL AS WELL."
Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Hold...
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"Chase your Dream" Flask
$ 14.99
Brand 30 Watt
"Chase your dream, especially if it's straight booze"
Our shiny new 8oz stainless steel flasks a...
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"Colege" Flask
$ 14.99
Brand 30 Watt
"Colege"
Our shiny new 8oz stainless steel flasks are perfect for holding and/or hiding your fav...
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"I Heart Day Drinking" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
"I Heart Day Drinking"
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"No Gut, No Glory" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
"No Gut, No Glory"
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"Party Stater" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"Party Starter"
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"Bear Deer" Glass Can
$ 7.99
Brand 30 Watt
Bear + Deer = Beer
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the glass can. Hold...
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"Colege" Glass Can
$ 7.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"Colege"
Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the glass can. Holds 16 ounce...
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"Craft Beer" Growler
$ 12.99
Brand 30 Watt
"The only craft I do is beer"
64 Ounce Amber Growler.
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"No Gut, No Glory" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Brand 30 Watt
"No Gut, No Glory"
16 ounce beer pint, clear
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"Outsourced Exercise" Plastic Bottle
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"I wish I could outsource my exercise"
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"Case of the Mondays" Plastic Tumbler
$ 9.99
Brand 30 Watt
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"Case of the Mondays"
16 ounce plastic tumbler with straw
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