"It's On Motherfuckers" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
It can be a lot of things, but if you’re popping bottles, then IT’S ON. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this wall-mounted bottle opener is...
"Beer Beard" Secret Beverage Dispenser
$ 15.00
Going to the big game, a concert or an art show? Just slide your favorite refreshment into the drink sleeve, strap on the beard, and sip at you leisure. The...
"Beer Talking" Growler
$ 13.00
"Maybe it's the beer talking, but I want you to know I love beer" 64 Ounce Amber Growler.
"I Love Day Drinking" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Day drinking is a healthy option to night drinking - just ask science. According to the Westminster Journal on Medicine, consuming alcohol in conjunction with moderate to heavy doses of...
"Outsourced Exercise" Plastic Bottle
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"I wish I could outsource my exercise"
"Fuck This Shit O'Clock" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Just make sure you scream this at the top of your lungs so Carol from HR can hear. Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint....
"9 AM Somewhere"
$ 7.00
"Too early, and you look like you have a problem." Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ounces of most any liquid and made of...
"Fuck this Shit O'Clock" Mug
$ 8.00
Unfortunately there’s a stupid meeting tomorrow at “Are you fucking shitting me?” o’clock. Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the mug. Holds 11 ounces of Joe. Inspired...
"Mobile Rub" Gift Card Holder
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"Barry has amazingly soft hands!" Our prank gift card holders look like you bought your loved ones a trip to the worst business in town. Simply tear off the red header...
"In My Blood" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
Side effects include dancing like no one is watching and being aggressively honest. Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ounces of most any liquid...
"I like to party" Coffee Mug
$ 8.00
Let's face it, there's no better time than R.E.M. sleep to conjure up all-night rangers with sexy people doing keg stands.
"Bear + Deer = Beer" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
The mating call of the wild beer sounds exactly like someone cracking open a can of beer. Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds...
"I'm Outdoorsy" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
"You don't need to worry about a designated driver when you get drunk on your own patio." - Guy who's about to get drunk on his patio. Original Someecards™ joke...
"Straight Gin" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
"Shoot for the straight gin, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the gin and tonics.” – Unknown smart dude Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of...
"Uncensored Assorted 6 Pack" Coasters
$ 7.00
Six ways to protect your fancy table. 1/8 inch thick coasters
"Fuck this Shit O'Clock" Magnet
$ 5.00
Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"Censored Assorted 6 Pack" Coasters
$ 7.00
Six ways to protect your fancy table. 1/8 inch thick coasters1. Maybe it's the booze talking, but i want you to know i love booze.2. You're somewhat useful at work...
"Effortless Friendship" Magnet
$ 5.00
Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"Germ-Infested Hands" Magnet
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Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"6 Pack" Gift Card Holders
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Gift cards are a wonderfully unexciting gift to give. Our new prank gift card holders look like you got them a visit to the worst businesses ever.Cheap Meat - Butcher...
"Typing fast is my cardio" Mug
$ 8.00
It’s true, 24 calories were burned while typing this very sentence. Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the mug. Holds 11 ounces of Joe. Inspired by the...
"Ashamed" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Sometimes it's not what you do that's regretful, it's who you do. Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 ounces of most any liquid...
"Drink Before Drinking" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
If you don't know how to pregame then you don't know how to party. Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 ounces of...
"Catch N' Cook" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"Perfect for children's parties!" Our prank gift card holders look like you bought your loved ones a trip to the worst business in town. Simply tear off the red header card,...
"Cheap Meats" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"It's amazing how long meat will last!" Our prank gift card holders look like you bought your loved ones a trip to the worst business in town. Simply tear off the...
"I'm Marinating" Cocktail Glass
$ 7.00
"Fits both my hand AND my liver." Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ounces of most any liquid and made of only the shiniest, clearest...
"Beer Talking" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
Whenever beer does the talking it's always like, "Look how cool I am, guys." Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 ounces of...
"Bad Asses" Magnet
$ 5.00
Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"Dream On" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"This really got into my head." Dress up your boring coffee shop gift card in an original Awkward Family Photos design. Simply tear off the header card, fold together and drop your piece of...
"Pick Your Own" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"Picking a gift is easy." Dress up your boring coffee shop gift card in an original Awkward Family Photos design. Simply tear off the header card, fold together and drop your piece...
"Better to Take" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"Handy for storing my old cig butts." Dress up your boring coffee shop gift card in an original Awkward Family Photos design. Simply tear off the header card, fold together and drop your piece of...
"Barely Knew" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"Very revealing." Dress up your boring coffee shop gift card in an original Awkward Family Photos design. Simply tear off the header card, fold together and drop your piece of plastic inside.
"It's On Mother Fuckers" Flask
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"It's On Mother Fuckers" Our shiny new 8oz stainless steel flasks are perfect for holding and/or hiding your favorite liquid libation. Imbibe yourself – or give one as a gift...
"It's On Mother Fuckers" Pint
$ 8.00
Designed by 30 Watt to be dishwasher AND washing machine safe. Original 30 Watt™ joke featured on one side of the glass. Holds 11 ounces of most any liquid and made...
"Read Closer: Golf Pro" Pint
$ 8.00
Out of all the habits you pick up playing golf, getting the ball to go in the hole isn’t one of them. We've twisted the words of golf into something...
"It's 9 AM Somewhere" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
For some people, a big day only consists of luke-warm beer and cold pizza – and that's just fine. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this...
"Canoe for Two" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"The sound of the trolling motor was soothing." Our prank gift card holders look like you bought your loved ones a trip to the worst business in town. Simply tear off...
"Yestertech" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"I missed having a phone I couldn't lose." Our prank gift card holders look like you bought your loved ones a trip to the worst business in town. Simply tear off...
"Drink All Day" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
You know what they say about early birds – they get drunk quicker. Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 ounces of most...
"Outdoorsy" Pint Glass
$ 8.00
It doesn't matter if it's a patio, deck, balcony, or porch – they're all part of the outdoors. Original Someecards™ joke & newly designed image featured on one side of...
"Facebook Reminder" Magnet
$ 5.00
Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"Michael Jackson" Magnet
$ 5.00
"It held up three coupons and a lottery ticket." Original Someecards™ joke & image featured on one side, Non-shiny, non-descript magnety black material on other. Holds documents, photos and recipe cards...
"Fucking Starving" Magnet
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Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"TGIF" Magnet
$ 5.00
Original Someecards joke and image featured on a business card sized magnet. Add some humor to your (or your friend's) refrigerator, office file cabinet, whiteboard, locker or any other steel or...
"Born to Shine" Gift Card Holder
$ 4.00
"This made me feel special." Dress up your boring coffee shop gift card in an original Awkward Family Photos design. Simply tear off the header card, fold together and drop your piece of plastic...
"Rise and Shine" Mug
$ 7.00
Historians believe the first person to rise and shine wasn't actually a person at all. It was the sun, you idiot. Original Awkward Family Photo™ joke & image featured on...
"Come at us, bro" Pint
$ 8.00
If the chesticles don't scare them the game faces will. Original Awkward Family Photo™ joke & image featured on one side of the pint. Holds 16 ounces of most any...
"Drink All Day" Glass Can
$ 8.00
"MY NEW BLOODY GLASS!" Original 30Watt™ joke & image featured on one side of the glass can. Holds 16 ounces of most any liquid and made of only the shiniest,...