"It's On Motherfuckers" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
It can be a lot of things, but if you’re popping bottles, then IT’S ON. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this wall-mounted bottle opener is...
"I Heart Day Drinking" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Don't think of this as a bottle opener, think of it as a beer releaser.
"Cap Capper" Baseball Cap Mounted Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
"I'm somewhat of a survivalist." Specially designed bottle opener fastens to most caps and ensures near hero-like status at your next drinking function. Made of circus-quality plastic and durable metal.
"Pilsner Hills" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 10.00
Another rule of the clubhouse is to never look Clarence in the eyes. Just promise me you won't do it. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is),...
"Beer Talking" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
"Maybe it's the beer talking, but I want you to know I love beer"
"No Gut, No Glory" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
There’s only one type of six pack allowed in the house and it goes in the fridge. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this wall-mounted bottle...
"It's On Motherfuckers" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Let's face it, most bottle openers are bulky and unyielding, often constructed of dangerous (sometimes flammable) materials. 30 Watt's flat openers are made of non-toxic metal (go ahead, lick one)...
"It's 9 AM Somewhere" Wall Mount Bottle Opener
$ 13.00
For some people, a big day only consists of luke-warm beer and cold pizza – and that's just fine. Made out of zinc alloy (whatever the hell that is), this...
"Booze" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Ghosts aren't saying "Boo" to scare you, they're saying "Booze" because they want to drink with you, silly.
"Treat" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Don't think of it as opening a bottle of beer, think of it as decapitating a bottle of beer.
"YOLO" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Rest in peace, but only after you party.
"Witches Be Crazy" Flat Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
Did you know that witches who can't afford their own broom use an app called Broomer?