"Cap Capper" Baseball Cap Mounted Bottle Opener
$ 7.00
"I'm somewhat of a survivalist."
Specially designed bottle opener fastens to most caps and ensures near hero-like status at your next drinking function. Made of circus-quality plastic and durable metal.
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