"Pet Petter" Prank Gift Box

Never touch your pets again! Todd Lawson's Pet Petter is the perfect gift for the dog / cat / horse / sheep lover on your list. The pet petter is an automatic petting device that has 4 different speeds for all types of hair lengths, is rechargeable for hotel use & includes 6 de-flea pads! For more about the inventor, check out Todd on Facebook.

SIZE: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)

Note to Darrin S. in Newport, Vermont: This is a GIFT BOX ONLY. Please don't call us again and leave a 12 minute voice mail complaining about "getting an empty box with no god-damned product inside!"